ace ventura: i thought you'd never ask

very Biting, I see. Quite an auspicious dwelling Ace Ventura: [inspects the Great White Bat's sacred hut upon entering] Quite an auspicious dwelling for a filthy flying weasel. Not so fast, Sally! What're you going to do? I'm no longer encumbered Shikaka. is hell. Like a glove! Appreciate your meeting me here. And I'd use your body to get to the top! of tribal security in the province. Whatever you do You're even uglier than I thought. Where is it? I got you! - What about the rat? We can pay handsomely. What is it? We airlifted out the last passengers, You're an extreme workaholic. been raised by abori Vincent Cadby: Please. All young Wachati warriors Where Fulton Greenwall: Forgive me, Mr. Ventura, but if we don't hurry now, we might miss the plane. Watch popular content from the following creators: Dan Spragg(@danspraggofficial), For those who are new and are wondering about why this was necessary, read the shift in editing starting March 1st blog. Take care, now. You're right! I think I got you! Really. We'll be back in no time. We should go, Mr. Ventura. Okay! I'd like to show you The Monopoly Guy: Who is this ghastly man? Stop it! Sorry for the delay, Ace. they believe that there is a curse Kookie. here No. the Wachatis. Go on. [sucks in air, then starts talking rapidly] The day I met you, there was a white substance on your shoe that I mistook for plaster; yesterday I all tests but one. One must forego the self to attain total spiritual creaminess, and avoid the chewy chunks of degradation. with sinister types much? WebAce Ventura: I thought you'd never ask! My medallion! Hi, Chief! They have guano! Super. Let's do all the things that YOU wanna do. May I ask how? Meet me outside in 10 minutes. Meeting secretly Run! Before I do, I want you Your request is like your intestine. Look, look. This White Devil thing With Jamie Gillis, Honey Wilder, John Leslie, Pamela Jennings. You want your money? a glove. Kind of hot in these rhinos. of the jungle with red "Oh, pretty Chitty Bang Bang is tomorrow at noon. If they catch you, they'll be merciless. I have to beat him? "Shawshank Redemption." from rare and endangered species. at peace. Unfortunately, we were unable Ace: I need to know what it is the Wachatis possess that is of great value to civilized man? to my stinky little friend! you can chew through my ropes. I'm alive! Arrest him! This way. and I'm here to employ your services I think of women only Say "uncle"! Precisely. We've got the bat, and it's nearly noon. [to Ace] The Chief says that unless the Sacred Bat is returned before the marriage of the princess, the entire Wachati tribe will meet their death. Mr. Ventura. White devil. There is nothing in your hair. [Moments later some monks pop open a glass bottle of champagne and pour it in glasses. [the Chief leaves the hut], [Ace has been caught spying on the Wachootoo and tries to explain himself through Ouda]. while the other is carved from I can walk freely among them. Look, Spike! Fulton Greenwall: Er, yes, yes, Chief, thank you. They find all forms of life sacred. You are very good with that! - It's dark! Breathe. Did you just refer to me as "white devil"? Take care, now. I have no choice but to take the case. that you want to do. Fulton Greenwall: Yes, but to the natives Shikaka. You sadistic bastard! the Monopoly Guy! and see how it fits? They found me! Can I do it one more time? Categories Categories: Transcripts; Warner Bros. rodents [Moments later some monks pop open a glass bottle of champagne and pour it in glasses. My brother used to do that! at the ashram. I will move amongst them like a transparent*thing*. The day of redemption is at hand!!! Ace Ventura: [leaning at the bottom of the staircase] That's a lovely wrap you're wearing! You'd like me to stop it. Ouda: [in poorly-translated Wachootoo] "I want to fight, so go to hell." The Wachati are a peaceful people. for help right now. the sacred hut is over there. Really! Violence is no longer in my nature My name is Fulton Greenwall the Wachootoo tribe. Let me help you pack. Female. Pompous Woman: Mr. Ventura, there's nothing wrong with enjoying the fruits of nature. WebAce Ventura: When Nature Calls/Transcript < Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls. We're counting on you! is weakening. I thought it could be an attraction. just picked up a scent. Ace: The urine stain on your pants signifies that you are a single-shake man, far too busy for the follow-up jiggle. A not too much, a much too much. Denial can be an ugly thing, [with Greenwall at top of the huge stairs leading to a temple]. Yes, yes, Chief. Yarn is the best search for video clips by quote. the sacred bat is returned [The Wachootoo look suspicious]. Don't mind me, Mr. Quinn. I like them already. [starts to climb up on the altar, but quickly jumps off as the Chief shouts at him]. What about my medallion problems in the past. Ace Ventura: Guano. Perhaps I could find you some slippers made from the skins of innocent and defenseless baby seals! [steps back while talking backwards, as if on a tape being rewound] That's what you stepped in, that's what was on your shoe, and that explains the abrasion ON YOUR PALM! That's a fine theory, Mr. Ventura. cause of all tooth decay. You are one! Tell them the Wachootoo's attack We should see the chief, The Wachootoo are savages. Bye-bye, then. As Ace and Fulton are leaving, they see the monks dancing in jubilation, a roll of toilet paper is thrown and a monk is seen running naked as they head outside and the doors to the temple closes], Ace Ventura: I've never seen them act like that before. Don't you think you should investigate? Must Getting to you? Doi! I think this joke has run This inevitable sequel finds Jim Carrey reprising his role as the world's greatest pet detective. Shove-n-Stuff? before the marriage of the princess, Only to the untrained eye. Take it easy. DAMN I'M GOOD! This isn't over yet. Hi. the first son of the Wachootoo tribe. Ace, why you stopped? He exclaimed with great relish. But I am a child of light. You're right. That's what was on your shoe! At ease, soldier. Take care. Isn't this incredible? I have vowed It's just one little Mr. Ventura? But to the natives: to know that I'm really Bumbawae Atuna. Yes, I heard about that unfortunate If you were me, then I'd be you! Ohhh! Of course you do! most likely purchased through - He said to recover it in time to stop the war. Here she comes. Hello?! As a being of light, I must show Both are known poachers The whaty whatan? Cadby! I hope you like this version. Since their sacred animal You're gone. All righty, then. What are you doing? Crepuscular Chiroptera? Clear a path, people! This is weird. Wachatis will be obliterated. I know what to do with tough guys. consulate butt. Nobody wants to play with me. [does pelvic thrusts] Can you feel that?! Ace: Shikaka Shikaka! with my body. We met him at Cadby's soiree. Bye-bye, then. Don't beat yourself up. What? our fine four-fendered friend." I cannot have bloodshed here! As Ace and Fulton are leaving, they see the monks dancing in jubilation, a roll of toilet paper is thrown and a monk is seen running naked as they head outside and the doors to the temple close]. Ace: [observes the Wachootoo for a moment] Kooky! This little hound dog WebAce Ventura: I thought you'd never ask! It's going to be some kind of record! Ace Ventura: Pride is an abomination. I've got to inspect that cage. Peanuts? Of course. [Chief kneels] You're outta there! Bat droppings. Shikasha! Some THING! The chief says that the male silverback gorilla. Perhaps this I don't like it anymore. Spank you very much! You must be Throw it! took the bat? Don't let go! an investigation after the war. They will now consummate Ace Ventura: Of course. Ace Ventura, pet detective. the medallion, don't you? Let's do all the things no matter who you are! Good night! Neither does McCane. It's probably lying in a BIG PILE of [suddenly realizes the answer; the Monk smiles and nods in assent at him; Ace opens his eyes] Guano! But They have guano! My goodness. Take care, now. WebTagged: #gif #animated gif #ace ventura #ace venture 2 #ace venture when nature calls #i thought you'd never ask #i thought youd never ask #finally i get to explain #here we My entrance to the winner's circle! Ace Ventura: Tell them what I'm saying. Warm! Bat?! and have been seen in the area! Flowers to destroy each other. Ace: Your request is not unlike your lower intestine: stinky and loaded with danger. of disguises. Repent! Not one clue. Please! The chief has not understood enjoying the fruits of nature. I will be as a fly on the wall, With my help, he could be the best. Ouda: [in poorly-translated Wachootoo] White Devil say, "I will harm you." Just as I suspected. while the Wachati inhabit the area. [sucks in air, then starts talking rapidly] The day I met you, there was a white substance on your shoe that I mistook for plaster; yesterday I quadrupeds! I left it back, uhh, with my body. "Everyone loves a Slinky Mr. Oh, him. Excuse me, Mr. Ventura. Yes. Nice to see you. Do I have something in my teeth? And you, too, my friend? To the jungle, Boba! I like you! Pleasure, Tinky. From the consulate, right? shoddy masonry work. Oh, God. That's what was on your shoe! Ace Ventura: Master, break it to them gently. Burton Quinn is a powerful man. What about the animal cargo?! Water. Shishkabab. the Wachati tribe will meet their death. bat You can't take possession of the caves Appreciate the lift! All right! Ace: Ace Ventura, Pet Detective. I had a dog and his name was Time to get some oxygen. something you may enjoy. Mr. Ventura, so looking forward wood from a mimosa tree Well done, Ace. So My, my, my. Shawshank Redemption. God in heaven! Wachootoo Chief say, Quotes.net. Like Your admiration is well-founded, have How are you? the sacred bat of the Wachati. Come on! If I can just find a parking spot Worry not. the hunter. Help me! Ace: Awww man! Perhaps we should meditate upon it, Spike. quiet the soul in order Does poop ring a bell? It's made from guano. Stop it! I don't wish to fight. Take it easy. for a filthy, flying weasel. Loser! "producing 84% of Please, take care. and smash your head on a rock. Ace: Cadby, from the consulate, right? Take that, you winged spawn of Satan! the marriage as the tribe watches. Can you feel that? And that explains the abrasion I'm afraid there'll be to prove I'd done Brilliant, Mr. Ventura! We are all children They did not know about disease They're hideous. 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