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Right now. Are you tired. Furthormore, is it considered accepted behavior to talk to these dead reptiles, in a cooey, baby talky kind of voice? )And for all the idiots out there: Try new and improved Dum-B-Gon! He goes for Trinity, makes it just in time to catch her body, and starts her heart back up. Of course, when I started out I accidentally hit the rocks approximately three million times. i hate dress shoes. Jul 2. I suppose I could let someone else have the glory. So far this is nowhere near the world record. It's like grand-theft auto 3's talk show, you know, the one where there are Citizens Raging Against Phones? I don't want year-round classes. Then I realized that the buldozer already HAD been invented. PlusI gots oblimagationsobligaton.obligations to this site. A complete and total degregation of our societies values. Just like how many licks it takes to get to the bottom of a tootsie pop. I just thought that I might like to mention that. (*%$ WHAT THE %$#@ WAS MY MOTHER $#$#%$# THINKING!!!!!!!???? It's hard to type because of the bandaid on my finger. I have neither won nor lost money/neopoints. There is exactly 500 units of distance between the two extremes of winning amounts (0 and 500) BUT! "Pure" water manufactuerers are not required to list the ingredients of water, because the average consumer believes that it should be obvious. It's annoying. It doesn't matter. It's about six contestants who compete to create the worst, least likely "reality" TV show. If you can still think during all that incessent beeping, you'll probably find evidence that I'm really paranoid. I must defeat the sister site of the Longest Text Ever! BEWARE YOUR TOASTER OVEN! Did you know that I now possess a DOMAIN NAME? Then you'll see these cute little "days-of-the-week" earrings at the mall, and you'll just have to get a few sets, just in case you lose some. Well, look at you? Roast: Boy, shut your bubble gum dum dum belt buckle banana truphle Huned Knuckle knuckle Skin tone chicken bone google chrome no home flip phone disowned ice cream cone garden gnome extra chromosome metronome dimmadone genome full blown Monochrome student loan Indiana Jones underground flint stone x and y friend zoned Sylvester Stallone Sierra Leone auto zone professionally seen silver Patrons stone cheek bone alone cyclone homegrown jawbone postpone unknown megaphone un grown hydrozone moricone muscle tone safety stone microphone progesterone mountain anemone bone grown allophone cyclone ankle bone leave me alone tik tok knock knock 12 OClock Plug walk Millie walk night hawk peacock moon walk engine block interlock penny stalk after talk alarm clock interspawk sour dock down the block poison hemlock jay walk chalk walk hawk squawk electrical shock metamorphic rock sedimentary rock my glock has a lock jack sack six pack lack around the track pack the snack in a crack Kodak black backpack feedback attack a kodiak asma attack in my back data track maniac telephone rack in my stack bushwhack dentist plaque bumper track heart attack hack tac quack quack flack pack in rack tippy tap slap the baseball cap frap trap crap nap gap zap trap lap whack back lap tap handicap weather map hair air sac track comeback halfback knickknack bounce back hatchback look back extra tax macaque pack back unstuck clack lunch snack megalomaniac trick or treat smell my feet tweet tweet on the street complete concrete defeat take a seat neat treat meat feet eat athlete back seat blow throw doe flow borrow elbow combo grow glow big toe snow globe in a row how toe snow throw willow audio gizmo show throw micro metro tobacco tornado tic tac around the track backpack lack Mack unpack mix and match free throw John Doe five toes slow borrow torso though templo woah cargo snow strow know arrow microphone ten snow globe on the go off cough knock knock tiktok look at the clock bedrock Mellow hello yellow sr pelo let go of my toe three in a row uno double though Microsoft very soft on the dock of the clock sour dock downstairs in my hair sitting on my chair tear the pear in despair do I care very rare then I spare body hair COVID 19 night time teen with my team in my dream Im 18 like a teen not 17 in a tree cat cap whack quack tap rap trapped in a Map like a Mack in the pack like a tick tack toe on the go gotta go ima throw like a bro in the snow like a clown feeling down go to the pound very round in my town looking self the frick up Is anyone even reading this? We use cookies to let us know when you visit SoundCloud, to understand how you interact with us, to enrich and personalize . This page won't get a single hit, unless I bribe peoplenow that has possibilities. Or, if I was weirder than I am, I could at least kill the monkey with the organ and eat it. (In a very vast sense) And: did you ever notice that the word "conspiracy" is vastly similar to the word "constipation". How discouraging. We were supposed to write about a cherished child-hood toy, and attempt to turn our fond memories into a commercial. Cheese is not a wild thing!!!!!!!!! So rather than battle her over the concept of getting dressed in the dark, I get up. Discover short videos related to boy shut your bubblegum on TikTok. Thou shalt not eat spuds. Seeya. Do you care? Why do I have to work year round? These so-called "pointless" signs are doing just what they were meant to do: entertain you! AwwwwwI'm touched! HA! I'm allergic to parts of it, have irrational fears about others and I'm pretty sure it's against my Jenny religionalong with eating mashed potatoes, or potatoes of any kind. After all, no one would really care if I quit updating this site. This is just way too much of a change at once. I should be asleep. You give to me? Immediatly, my mother started complaining. I'll rant and rave and ramble about the EVILS of sunlight. HenceforthCode: 666 of the Flaming Chickens Handbook states that under no circumstance will the Patron Saint of Paper Clips (guess who) be forced to wear anything other than a t-shirt and preferably black jeans. I'm gonna go hug a moose. I'm back. That's just how many times you have to click before you can leave. AS soon as you're pierced, you have to buy "starter" earrings. And so the week went by. Because this is the first time I've been on a computer all day. Shut yo skin tone chicken bone google chrome no home flip phone disowned ice cream cone garden gnome extra chromosome metronome dimmadome genome full blown monochrome student loan indiana jones overgrown flintstone x and y hormone friend zoned sylvester stallone sierra leone autozone professionally seen silver patrone head ass tf up. Soit doesn't bother to find all solutions, and it may be wrong. It's just sickening, you can't even take a simple photo nowadays. We slept. I's making fake soundtracks like the teacher told me! You seethey feel that the only way to reward academic achievementyada-yada-yadais to force the smart kids to be ushers for Senior Honor Nite, and Graduation. She didn't know. WaitI really don't even know if anyone bothers to read this. Otherwise, why on earth (beta, krpto, zkdjf, Planet X, whatever) would you be here? When she came back, 'lo and behold, she had a tan. Stay tuned to hear my thoughts on tanning, and an evil card game, and who knows what elseOkay I'm back. MEOW!MEOW!MEOW! That's why I like fast-food salt. I have to wonderwhy would Kodak do such a thing. So he kept her out of the Matrix, and she saw the problem, and entered the Matrix to fix it. Using my philosopy, that EVERYTHING exists because the universe is infinitewellthink about it. Sonaturally I put her arch-enemy in my pocket and brought it home with me. Ooooothats a great idea! May your day be shiney! I WANT to write. Okay. Yes, it goes on and on my friend. i felt sorry for my dad. | 0.12 KB, We use cookies for various purposes including analytics. Anyway, I'm gonna go. It was sad. The single greatest invention of the computer gods. Oh, by the way, I noticed that whenever I use spell-check, my stupid computer turns the word probley into to word problem. You want me to stay. What, is there a giant sign saying, "DEAD END"? Me and Josh ate lots and lots of sugar, and it's late at nite and everything is funny but we can't laugh 'cause everybody is sleepin' so it's even funnier but ever since we drank the water we sobered up even though we weren't drunk but we ate sugarlots and lots of sugar. And I don't really have a topic today. I tried to explain. Shut yo bubble gum chocolate cum head dumb no home chicken bone headphone head saw shit storm stone sword phone chord jones ford overgrown flintstone control board snowboard Nicole norr long swords broad sword war lord scoreboard wallboard shipload skin tone hormone the f up . If you don't understand the concept of numbers less than zero, (negative numbers) just skip this part. I feel like I'm playing questions only on whose line is it anway. Think about that old saying about "If you gave an infinite number of monkeys an infinite number of typewriters, eventually they would reproduce the entire works of Shakespear". OrI could just continue to write about finding a topic. "Lots of death, lots and lots of death in this section. It only takes a little light to help those thingies, and smoke detectors provide more than a little. The moment Neo woke from dreams of Trinity's death, he made a choice. They could do anything they wanted to, if they just put their minds to it. And then go door to door distributing it. More recently, I was trying to instill a sense of empathy and niceness in her. It's just a matter of degree. By the time you're eighty, you'll have enough ear jewelry to open up your own jewelry shop. You don't belong here. and our Now, you must realize that I have described only one aspect of this movie of all movies. Except for maybe five and six. Today I added an update page, which is basically a less chaotic, outlined version of this without all the ranting. She also is the goddess of red jello. Cheese is watching. I'm back! Enjoy! Come on all you non-existing people! But this proof degrades this mysterious, mystical and mystifying "quality" of my words. I'm sorry that today's rant isn't random, insane or completely chaotic, but I must right my experience with The Matrix before I forget. And really angry, and confused. But wait! Only if I had multiple personalities. When I play a gambling game, there is a possibility that I'll lose everything, so I start on negative however much NP I have with me. It's been pretty quiet here lately, which is why I haven't added anything to this text in awhile. WE have been having very profound thoughts lately. *nods* I thought so. Sure, some of this "fasion" stuff is cool and all, but all it shows is that you had the three and three-quarters brain cells required to copy someone else's "look". And I wonder where my little sister gets her annoyingness. I ended up writing things during the time of night when EVERYTHING is hilarious, including the word sheep. I even impress myself. Why not click on the Very Weird Stuff link to see more, or click on the music link? And I sugest that we build the rocket so that we can go to the Official Flaming Chickens Lunar Colony so that we can laugh at the stupid earthlings who are blowing up because they didn't listen to us when we tried to warn them about the impending doom! I know. Well, my squirell now has an arch-enemy. Oh, by the way, I was paid a decent compliment today. about my site, and called me weird. (Like alternate dimensions and stuff) So, there is a world where you are the creator of this Longest Text Ever. If my site manages to last a decade, my readers *snicker* will probley wonder what I'm talking about. You seeknowledge is good. Number Six: I could have implemented one of several plans for world domination. THey might havve been important, but we keep forgetting them. Makes you wonder about "reality" television, huh? Today I will be mercifully brief. Which is why it's not even 10:00 and here I am, typing. We just picked random words in the selection and wrote about them. The moon has one-sixth of Earth's gravity. 5000 hits! In a moment of inspiration, I asked her who America fought. And once again suprised. I just keep going, and going and going. Experience vague, pain-like sensations when you're not paying attention) This has been a public service announcement. I'm back. Now is the time to mourn the loss of one of my most loyal readers (I think she's read the entire thing one time, which is more than anyone else has done so far) She has been banned from accesing any portion of the Internet, do to reasons that must remain confidental due to security reasons. maybe the longest text ever. Here is the sum total of my group's work. How can I survive without the sticky goodness? I mean, don't you think the creators of Cheese-Nips had a box of Cheez-Its out when they were designing their product? I will just type, and type, and never, ever use copy and paste. I swear. But I can't help but think of stuff like the evil over lord list and REALLY REALLY BIG BUTTON THAT DOESN'T DO ANYTHING. I didn't know that they had such good technology back then. were stuck in here, (alone my dear) and well problem never get out so dont start to shout. I highly recommend you see the movie yourself. Yes. It's a cheap shot." It makes you think of Name-Brand vs. Generic cereal brands. In otherwords, she's a small yappy dog who is big for her breed. Sleeping is fun. Those few who actually could think and avoided the sun were considered to be outcasts. i am tiredbut cannot go to sleep. Especially since I don't have viewers. or possibly "Who or What is Kodak". In Math, one teeny, tiny little mistake will make you get the entire thing wrong. He ignored the fact that he was also a 72 year old "sanitation engineer" somewhere. Surely you have heard of her? Because that would be impossible. You can read a little each day. Just make sure you "spray" your food first. Chomp" And he bites it. That's how I knew it's name, picture and what it did. It tooked about envelooping (enveloping) cracked nuts and parables. She's evil. But the secret doesn't exist so they are stupid. Out loud. In the mean time, I'll just sit here and type with my eyes closed. According to my theory that everything is real. As you read this Historicly Accurate Anecdote, you must realize the parallel between it and the fable The Emperoro's New Clothes. You can thank my associate "Meg" she came up with the PSOA acronym. Which I suppose may be a good thing, seeing as how I'm currently in a Longest Text Ever Rivalry with Galaxy Dreamer's site. So she decided on a salad, only to discover that they didn't have her favorite salad dressing. Even though it gains pleasure from squishing my spine. I'm sorry that my last few entries have been only about my various family antics. > You have blue hari..*gigles* I like hair. Unless, of course, the government was smart enough to have cameras without the blinkie light. That's right, I wanna sleep. Seeya! And you probably suspect that it is something pathetic. Because it is in those veyr colors that the Matrix is programmed! Shut yo skin tone chicken bone google chrome no home flip phone disowned ice cream cone garden gnome extra chromosome metronome dimmadome genome full blown monochrome student loan indiana jones overgrown flintstone x and y hormone post malone friend zone sylvester stallone hydrocortisone sierra leone autozone professionally seen silver patrone head ass tf up, Scan this QR code to download the app now. She even got her sister and mother in the spirt of things. It tells me stuff like: "Warning: More Solutions May Exist" and "Questionable Accuracy". I mean, she traded Asia for a carrot! *gigles* It milght have been a sugar rush 'cause now we're having a sugar crash. This would have resulted in the deaths of numerous pedistriansand I would still probably be wondering around in search of a McDonalds. Wellnow that I think about itaccording to my theory, ALL conspiracies are real and mislabled "paranoid" people are really the only ones who see the truth. And then people will start reading. But I'm sure that if I just would have put my mind to it, I could have done it. Does it even matter? I'm leaving. | 0.03 KB, Python | For that theory to work, I'd have to be psychicor in possesion of a freaky time-traveling computer. He can save mankind, and doom Trinity. There are not going to be conspiraciesor humor of any kind. I chanced to have an interview with an informant from this evil generation (my little sister) who will be called Mrs. X for security reasons (no, she's not married, the "Mrs" makes it good as a disguise) I was quizing Mrs. X on Civil War History for an upcoming test in her classroom (whose location can not be devulged) Mrs. X seemed fluent in the subject. Wasn't that semi-entertaining? Why can't I have more readers?! I hate Math. Squirell? My answer is simple. Bubble Head. Or whatever. Yeah, I know, regular schedule schools do that. If I did, would I stop this? I'll just go on and on about how crazy you COULD be. **** THAT LIPSTICKS THE WRONG COLOR FOR YOU!! I once*embarassed pause* had "Hey, You! You haven't been paying attention have you? Sometimes I just do this, you know? Anyway, I better go or the quality of this will go down in that evil downward spiral thing I discussed a few months back. there were bugs. Hilarious. All because YOU tried to convince me that I was crazy. It makes me sad*sniffle* WellI feel better now. You're great tradition is being carried out here, on the second most pointless site ever! Yep that's right. I'd probably lose money, but the concept is interesting. board and train for aggressive dogs; poundland pencil case; June 14, 2022 / / patron saint of those in mortal danger And on to: Number Eight: I could haveuhhhhummmmmactually thought up these things before hand. I made a virtual pet for it. Maybe I should just give up. Now I'd better go and torture my Moose with it:) I am officially back. Who am I kidding? That's not fair! I translated it from German to English and got "I am the Moved Taco!" I'm back. For all you know you could be staring at that freaky 3-D maze screen saver with a blank look on your face while you THINK you're reading an inhumanly long text. I'm gonna launch THE OFFICIAL FLAMING CHICKENS LUNAR COLONY! Moving on, I have nothing else to say, but don't feel like quitting just yet. Or maybe it's everybody else that's weird. You know the one. Untill such time that I have more. Seeya. When I tried to talk to him, he tossed it away nonchalantly and pretended he hadn't heard me. The workers would then be able to afford more entertainment items and the upward spiral would continue, as opposed to the evil downward spiral of my writing. Our "spray" kills over 99.9% of "faeries" (which are much to small to see) Our "spray" also kills most disease causing agents, like rats, or pigeons. I gotta go. 1 hour ago Far away. We eventually reached our destination after 16 hours of virtually non-stop driving. Code: 472 of the Flaming Chickens Handbook states that this site in no way aknowledges the existance of other, better sites (hereon reffered to as the Losers) The Losers are a myth. With a specific number of words. Anyway, moving on! By the time the smoke dector goes off, the fire has drowned it out to no more than an annoying buzz. Yes, that's right. You cannot DEFEAT me! HI! I should make bumber stickers saying that. In other words, they take all that extra "stuff" out to make it pure. But, act now, or it will be too late, and you will be one of the losers that we'll be laughing at, assuming we have air to laugh with. No. Cookie Notice So I at least have an excuse for not doing that. My sister. Okay, the whole braves thing is made up. This is too frustrating. HOW ARE YOU DOING? Of course, there is also regretafter all, I could have made a fortune if I'd been the first to think of it. That's the sixth time I've said back! It's like this. 1 hour ago Today I will be mercifully brief. I love it! Pathetic. And, if you call within the next ten minutes you get a free eight ball with the one you buy! But, the wings were'nt really special. Hmmmmmwhat is this world coming to? And because she was the head fasion bimbo, everyone agreed that the look was definitly "in". I'd tell it to my little brother as a bed time story. I have heard some feedback suggesting that I make someway for people to remember where they stopped reading. That meant only one corse of action for them. Do not MOCK me! (Note: I wrote virtually none of this, so I cannot be blamed, credited with any of this. The 'Shut yo bubble gum dum dum' sound clip is made by Scully. I gave up in exasperation. Perhaps a nice, soothing mistrust. If the facts beg to differ, than the facts are wrong. While you wait for yesterday's tomorrow, lunge back and remember that day. You CANNOT DENY it! There's strawberry pie, apple, pumpkin and so many others, but there is no grape pie! It's a word. This seemed slightly unpracticle, so we ended up not taking that 337 mile detour. Because eventually, I'll be back! If that happens, then no one will read this. After all, I've been to the Really Really Big Button That Doesn't Do Anything website over 50 times. Privacy Policy. We got there, we ate. Big Brother may be listening right now so I beter go. Not only that, but how do you know that YOU actually exist? OkayI'm back. The acidic content straight up butns yours mouth after eating a bunch. Halfway though I used my four remaining brain-cells to decide that the game was dumb. A good one. I salute those people. I think. The stupid game is still going on and I refuse to quit because I want my points. The vendors even play whimsical music which I strongly suspect contains subliminal messages to make you hungry for ice cream. You cannot judge them simply because they have no apparant function. How is this legal? The insanity and stupidity is mind boggling! you will all suffer as i have suffered when and if you graduate. It doesn't. Shut your bubble gum dumb dumb - Funny. That doesn't make any senseyou can't BE something abstractcan you? That meant that my mother would be in the back, with me and my younger, eviler sister. You cannot deny it. of toilet paper, to do everything. These "faeries" sprinkle your food with highly toxic "age dust" and ruin a perfectly good four-year-old meatloaf. NowI'm gonna go and worry about the light on my toaster ovenseeya! *sniffle* i do, too. Too bad. Nowjust stop a second and contemplate that. I gave him cupcakes, and presents, and did everything I could to befriend him! Obviously not. At least it's over. Any derogatory statement is simply an opinion of an individual, not of the flaming order of the flaming chickens. The actually think that their skin's efforts to protect them are ATTRACTIVE. Maybe, some day far in the future (like next Thursday) I'll print a copy of this insane text. Then it would be okay. Because there are an infinite number of people on either side of the spectrum. Although why you'd be here if you didn't want to read is beyond me. Hey, by the way. Number Ten: This is the list that never ends. My mom and my stupid little 10-year old sister loves it, though. Sowhen the weekend rolls around, I'm fairly exhausted. We made a guild, and I wrote out the transcripts of the first ever Asparagus War in narrative form (mock epic, very cheesey) Since it's very, very long, I'll post it here to meet my imaginary word quota for the day! It's early. It's an honest question as I fear that my non-gender specific sibling is weird. My character is actually dodging the stupid rocks better now then when I controlled him. If you're asleep, the fire will wake you. Are you ready? It's not fair! It's creepy. Oh, and all those weird squiggly lines and symbols, those are supposed to be apostrophes, but neopet's code is weird, and I'm not gonna bother to edit it. The vendors get oodles of cash, and the kids get ice cream. Naturally, I had many mixed feelings, primarily disgust, as I have not voluntarily eaten a Cheez-It in quite some time. What? But my idiotic body has an automatic alarm clock, or something. In some far off world, there are pokemonthere are an evil race of muffin like creatures, there is a world with ABSOLUTLY NO COMMERCIALS DURING TELEVISION! Why on earth would we go have way across the world to fight them when we didn't even really need oil?!! Although, as I said, there's no way to prove me wrong OR right. But I'd like to take this time to thank the 2 and 1/2 people in the entire universe who have bothered to read this entire thing. That had nothing to do whatsoever with subliminal messagesit's just cool to say. Also, I guess I still am trying to get the world record. Yep! She was extremly upset. But then, I'm meand you're you. I'm back. EryeahI'm back. OOooooo! Physics is so FREAKIN' hard! All the good possibilities effectivly cancel out the bad ones, leaving the sum total of you and your counterparts experiences as nothing. The following is an extremely weird poem-thingy that I wrote when I was in a relatively weird mood: never mind that noise my dear can anyone pass the cheese only if you say pretty please oh, boy do I have to sneeze. I promise. I don't think I have any conspiracy theoriesexcept pop-ups/pop-unders. Yes, I am. This sound clip contains tags: ' 1 ', ' 2 ', ' 3 ', ' funny ', . I was alerted to this growing problem in our world community by (Kat, the ruler of all that is almondy)and it greatly concerns me. Cookie Notice Thank the powers that be for spell-check. shut your bubble gum dumb dumb skin tone chicken bone google chrome no homo flip phone disowned ice cream cone garden gnome extra chromosome metronome dimmadome genome full blown monochrome student loan indiana jones over grown flint stone X and Y Chromosome friend zome sylvester stalone sierra leone auto zone friend zone . THe cake was good. Suprised? are completly accidental and are not the fault/responsibility of the creators. No longer does school teach use reading, riting and 'rithmitic, it now teaches us ranting, raving and rambling! : I've had this nagging fear that I am part of some random but vast conspiracy (about what I'm not sure but it must be vast). The future is determined by the triangles, in a startling blue color which spin around in a zany manner. My evil, EVIL sister. Obviously I at least have a computerso, back to the organ grinders. I fought with vegitables, covered myself in bubble wrap, groveled before the Great Banana and dodge skittles and flying doughnuts and rubber chikens. Wheather you're saved or doomed, find out now! Any use thereof that is not stated in the above mentioned statement would make the author, hereby referred to as Patron Saint of Paper Clips, very angry. That is a direct quote from GIR, co-star and comic-relief on INVADER ZIM. *gagged reader glares* What's that? But the point is, if I were, say, freakily allergic to a random mineral, I could read the ingredients and not eat the salt. Okay. Maybe I'd seen it before, and that's where I got the idea. c)I have an extremly irrational fear of that. Hi, I'm back. If you have something better to do, why wouldn't you be doing it right now? Which is bad. Code: 742 of the Flaming Chickens Handbook states that in no part does the Patron Saint of Paper Clips (That's still me!) I'm back. ", or "Wow, I never knew that!" I can just see it nowIt could be called Know-Your-Food. I'd rather drink the "impure" tap water where at least I KNOW that someone, somewhere tested it. gaussian elimination row echelon form calculator. Her first guess was enslaved africans. If you judged everything by what it doesn't acomplish, then the entire world is populated by pointless beings. Why, because they assume it's better quality. You might be asked a question about them on a quiz show.
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