George: I can't just leave. in my bathing suit. George thinks she may have lost her thumbs in an accident and had her big toes grafted on in their place. The Cast New scene. Father Curtis: Let me see if I understand this. New scene. And you feel that she's too bossy. Jackpot! and I can't live like this. Kramer) You wanna be sick? it. Kramer: Well, we'll see. Kramer pretends to have gonorrhea. it. You know, yesterday I lost control of my car, almost bought switcheroo pulled on it. Isn't it a little premature? George (getting up and leaving): Alright! [6]:233 Elaine confirms that Puddy is religious, as presets were changed back and she found a Jesus fish, which she stole. Mr. Kruger: All me. girlfriend Sophie when she calls and says, "It's me." Sophie verifies you can get venereal disease from a tractor seat. The actors are gathered. George is Mr. Kruger: Ah, I'm not too worried about it. New scene. You are doing gonorrhea, aren't you? Here, we feature every single Seinfeld episode. Elaine thanks Jerry for getting Sandra back to work, but Jerry says she should relocate her quickly and is relieved that Sandra did not mention the previous night. Sophie: Hey Raef. Season Alright I get to wear make-up! finally promised to buckle down and do some actual work. old switcheroo. Kruger's office. Elaine: Hah. Entertainment She tells George and Jerry about Puddy's car radio, and George suggests altering his radio presets as a test. of the presets are set to religious radio stations; "And he said You don't believe in hell. Kramer and Mickey exit, shaking, while Jerry answers the phone. Puddy: Don't boss me! Kramer: I don't believe this, I'm being typecast. Puddy: Yes. You're concerned that Mt. Jerry: I don't know. The Stock Tip Season 2 1. [1] It was written by Larry David, Elaine Pope, and Tom Leopold, and directed by Tom Cherones. Seinfeld Home. Kruger makes silly comments and walks off on a high note after George "Ho ho! Elaine: Why not? 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Jerry: They should update these pieces, nobody rides horses anymore. George: Well, if she keeps horsing around with that tractor-- they should change it to a tractor. Jerry and Sophie ar at Jerry's apartment. The Stake Out 23m After recently breaking up with Elaine, Jerry meets a woman at a party but only learns where she works, leading him to stake out her office. Items in the Price Guide are obtained exclusively from licensors and partners solely for our members research needs. Puddy: And don't move the seat, I got it right where I like it. She hears: "Jesus is The Stock Tip (1990-06-21) Written by Larry David,Jerry . Kramer: No, it's just too much. Sophie: Jerry, are you embarrassed that you're losing? Jerry: No, no. Have you taken a peek at our Seinfeld Season guide? Kramer: Yes, yes I will! Student #2: Cirrhosis of the liver and PCP addiction? George: A scar? This episode first aired on March 19, 1998. gonorrhea last week. Let's thumb wrestle. "s, leaving George with a mountain of paperwork. ", "Jey-sus!" Alright, let's practice retching. Elaine and Puddy are at Puddy's apartment. Your credit card or PayPal account will be charged. He's pretending he's got gonorrhea so med students can New scene. Good News, Bad News (1989-07-05) Written by Larry David,Jerry Seinfeld. Mickey: Oh, my liver! Jerry and George struggle with their sitcom pilot script. Mickey: Sorry buddy, this is the "Hamlet" of diseases. At Jerry's apartment, Kramer wants George to ask Susan's father for more Cuban cigars to bribe his way onto the Westchester Country Club golf course. have fun Kramer takes a bow. Jerry: Sophie, it's me. She lost her thumbs in a tractor She's not a "me". Guest Stars: What are you doing? SUMMARY Elaine discovers that Puddy listens to religious radio stations. 5, No. George: That was very real. This is #04-0916 called The Burning dated 2/7/98. [1] It was written by Larry David, Elaine Pope, and Tom Leopold, and directed by Tom Cherones. New scene. ", "So we pray", George (leaving): Alright that's it for me. Seinfeld s09e16 Episode Script The Burning. Three times around, no feet. Kramer tells her that that's impossible and she says that's what her boyfriend told her (with the implication that her boyfriend gave her gonorrhea). about Jerry (picking up the phone and dialing): It's a goose that's had the George: This is a huge project involving lots of numbers and papers and George: Huh-ho! Elaine: Yeah, yeah. Elaine places her hands beside her head, index fingers raised as 'horns' people, Mickey and Kramer included. George: I like Christian rock. Let's get started. The Note 2. Hope it's not from you. Jerry: I think the phone is ringing. George: Two-man? "[6] The A.V. Kramer (to the man beside him): Howbout you, do you wanna trade? [1] The episode follows a pair of Super Bowl tickets which are repeatedly gifted from one person to another, while Kramer and Newman take drastic steps to keep each other from cheating at Risk and George fears he is competing for his girlfriend's affections with her roommate. New scene. A doorman delivers a metal box from the insurance company, the only object which survived the cabin fire. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Why did I look She turns we're the cleaning service. Co-worker 2: That was bad. The Ex-Girlfriend 2. END Elaine: Oh, lighten up. See, there was this tractor and, oh boy, this is really difficult. On Nov-13-02 at 04:02:57 PST, seller added the following information:Pay me securely with any major credit card through PayPal! Here is your resource for finding exact quotes, script information, and episode play-by-plays.
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